nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

oh my fuckin god i just remembered

i was working on 4/20 and this old lady came through my line and her shirt had a picture of towelie on it and it said “i have no idea what’s going on” so i told her i liked her shirt and she was like “oh, some young man said that to me earlier, but i have no idea who this character is, i just thought he was funny” and it made my day to be honest

kaworu420:

i have three moods

  • 420
  • 69
  • 666
oarsis:

The new super smash bros looks amazing

oarsis:

The new super smash bros looks amazing

jpgay:

the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away

i really wanna start watching samurai champloo but i have too much goD DAMN HOMEWORK

i found the best deviant art account

it’s that time, folks

it’s that time, folks

chraystmaseve:

omgoswin:

kylesbogusjourney:

Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.

Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.

Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.

 #OOOO FUCKING OWND YOU GOT FUCKING SLAM DUNKED SON YOU’RE GONNA NEED LIKE TEN FEDORAS TO COVER THAT BRUISE FUCKNUTS