parents: “u should be more active”
oh my fuckin god i just remembered
i was working on 4/20 and this old lady came through my line and her shirt had a picture of towelie on it and it said “i have no idea what’s going on” so i told her i liked her shirt and she was like “oh, some young man said that to me earlier, but i have no idea who this character is, i just thought he was funny” and it made my day to be honest
the only people who call me cute live 7000 miles away
i really wanna start watching samurai champloo but i have too much goD DAMN HOMEWORK
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.